Teacher asks you to read out loud.
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What book are we reading ?! WHAT CLASS IS THIS?! ABORT MISSION, I REPEAT. ABORT MISSION. NO HABLA INGLÉS.
Funny but true facts about life
1. If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.
2. Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate. 3. When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
